一个平静的夜里,功夫高手佩恩(龙飞 饰)一伙人闯入一家民居,将一家四口杀死,但他此行的目标——还是婴儿的天选救世主却逃走了。多年以后,救世主(史蒂夫•欧德科克 Steve Oedekerk 饰)在动物们的抚养下长大成人,他在与层出不穷的追杀者搏斗的岁月中练就了一身超凡功夫。为了向佩恩寻仇,救世主拜入鹤形唐大师门下,救世主那具有人形的奇异舌头使唐大师认可了他的身份,与玲和小罗等人成为同门师兄弟。同时,佩恩获得了当地官员支持在镇上作威作福,继而出手打败了唐大师,救世主自感远不是佩恩的对手,一身神秘的单乳女子“喔”突然出现,告诫救世主挑战佩恩必击败他的头号保镖功夫奶牛,显然,救世主的复仇之路还很漫长……
In the 1990s post-communist Slovakia, former woods worker Miki takes his chances to start doing business at a local level and climb up the ladder to become the biggest mafia boss in the country.
Follows an Italian con-man who pretends to be a prince and goes to Mexico City to exploit the elite's fascination with European Nobility. They comply with his every request, even giving him their daughters' hands in marriage.
American Charlotte Dobler is a master chocolatier in Vienna, she having taken over historic Dobler Chocolates from her now deceased grandmother. She is facing an eviction of sorts from that historic site in a buyout from Danube Developments who has a redevelopment project under works. Charlotte is the only property owner holdout in not selling in honor of that history. In an ap..